Young man describes 1st happy ending

my friend goes to get these things all the time and begged me to go cuz i didnt believe him so i finally went. the asian lady who greeted us was fucking hot, luckily i got her. she said been here before? nope. she said ok undress completely and lay face down. she left the room and i did, she came in put a cover over my back and started giving me a massage. ten mins in she says "you police?" the second she said that in my head i was like fuck yes blow job time. i told her no, she said you undercover? no lol ok .. still giving me same decent massage, 10 mins later AGAIN you undercover police right? NO! ok . still massaging me, then she says ok flip over. so i did and of course i have a fucking raging boner that i was trying to control. this chick was fucking hot, early 20s petite, nice sized tits and wearing leggings or some shit. so shes still massaging me face up with a cover again and goes you want a full body correct? um yeah. then she asks againnn so what do you do for a living again? policemen right? NOOOO. i didnt hint or ask once for the happy ending but still knew it had to be coming. then she started to slowly massage my dick and balls over the cover and i have my eyes shut the whole time, then she takes to cover off and says ok relax time now your very tense. bends down and under the massage table gets lotion and starts rubbing it on my legs and shit then slowly playing with me again, then going away, then gets more lotion and rubs in her hands. she then takes my right hand and puts it on her butt cheek then starts to jerk me off. omfg amazing im thinking in my head. im thinking cant believe this actually happens, so good. i started rubbing her over her pants and trying to go down her pants and she says no no no. then i go up her shirt no no no again! i said you have to give me head i cant do this she said nooo, i said yesss big tip and she said ok 40$ minimum. i said done and she wiped me off and starts blowing me, didnt tell her i was about to cum and started to cum in her mouth and she then got mad and jerked me off. then she gave me a table shower, shit was crazy. as she was drying me off she says, so you undercover police right"? i said no again but wanted to so bad break out my gold pba card and be like yes i am give me money back lol but then got dressed, tipped her 40$ and went to leave..apparently my friend stiffed his girl and told her to come to me for extra tip but i didnt give her anything and they were mad. fuck this was long but so good

cliffs:
went with friend to asian massage place bc i didnt believe they gave happy endings.
got handjob/blowjob
came in mouth
got asked 10-15x if i was a cop/undercover cop
go table shower
left feeling amazing

Source
www.pocketfives.com/f13/1st-time-happy-ending-massage-651928/



Sally's Spa 34th Street

Sally's Spa
36 West 34th Street, 4th Floor
New York, NY

212-564-0552

http://www.sallyspa.com
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Category: Hot Towel, Mutual Touch, Nuru, Soft Touch, Table Shower, VIP

Hours: 10am - 3am

Price: $80 per hour + tip, $220 per hour VIP

Providers:
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Go 11 spa

Go 11 Spa
W 36th St & 5th Ave
New York, NY 10018
 212-390-1736
 http://go11spa.com/
 open 7 days: 24 hours
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An inside source tells us that at this popular nuru spa, who you choose and how you tip makes all the difference.

He says :

Some advice for this place. All the girls vary...some do great massage. Two do something very special.
Stick with Linda and Yuri. Have ready a 140 tip. DO NOT do the nuru. Just massage with the Sensual part.


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A visitor describes a late night visit to the Asian massage parlor (Korean massage therapists) thusly :

sweet29.com 646-752-7757 917 929 4044 on 29th street east
It was late night and my usual places were closed and this new place looked intriguing, especially the girls photos that appeared genuine. Located in a private building off of Park avenue, and I actually passed it by twice as the address wasnt clearly marked. Called from outside and they buzzed me in. On the same floor is one of those fortune teller places, so I guess if I need an alabi it would be I was just looking to get my future told and ended up naked on a table Ha Ha.
In the room I met Eva. WOW I didnt expect this quality of hotness.
Eva has a smoking hot body . And ALL NATURAL perky B size tits. A beauty. Shes is taller than the average spa girl , great legs and her face is very pretty. As I said before, I was suprised to see a girl this good looking working at a spa place.
Her massage and shower skills were very good.
Sensual- she did a lot of teasing which is way important.
CBJ and ball kissing tonguing, allowed DATY, FS in all the best positions...doggie and standing mish. Damage standard 120 tip and 80 house.
One thing about the rooms, they all have BIG MIRRORS opposite the table mounted to the wall. So its like you are watching a porn movie starring you. That may be a good thing, or in my case, let me see how hot this girl is compared to my sorry looking butt.
I would reccomend.



The Etiquette of Happy Endings

Courtesy of blogger  DudeS*T, we bring you one of the best summaries of the Etiquette of Happy
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Massage Parlor Etiquette: Happy Endings Really Do Cum True By The Doctor On May 16, 2013

Massage parlors can be a great way to use your lunch break from work. For less than what you’d spend on a pair of basic shoes or a good dinner, you get rubbed down, blown, and get to cum on some woman’s breasts that you just met. Most guys get inspired to try this venture after hearing a friend’s story of an existing local parlor that they happened to stumble upon. They hear the stories of varying exotic and beautiful women, enjoyable table showers, mediocre massages, professional hand jobs, amazing blow jobs and explosive breast releases, and it becomes a necessity for them to check it out. For all of you newbies who have yet to try this gem of the man’s world, I’m laying out a few guidelines to ensure your first visit provides you with the happy ending you’ve been dreaming about. 

Wash your balls.

Clean your whole body, for that matter. After all, you’re going to a place to have a stranger rub you down and fondle your junk. Have some fucking courtesy. Some places have showers, but don’t expect them to. Come prepared. No girl is going to want to spend much time in a room with you if you stink to high heaven.

Bring Cash

This should be a given. Some places accept plastic, but they want a paper trail even less than you do. Either way, when it comes down to the “extras” you’ll want to get along with your massage, you’ll need the cash to negotiate and cover those goodies. You’re not going to want to interrupt your session to run out of the room with a hard on to swipe your card. Bring at least $200. You’ll probably only need $100, but it’s always a good idea to bring along some extra financial padding. If it’s a full service place, she may work you up enough to where you’ll need that extra Benjamin. Remember, there’s really no limit to how much you could spend on a session. For those sick fucks out there with extra kinky requirements, most girls are willing to oblige for the right price, but you’ll need to bring even more cash.

Learn The Language Don’t walk in and ask some stupid shit like, “Can I fuck her?” Most places won’t discuss details like that at the front desk. All the extras are worked out and agreed upon in the back room. They’ll always ask if you’ve been there before. There are only two acceptable responses: 1. “Yeah, but’s it’s been a while” or “Not here, but I’ve had non-therapeutic massages before”. This is an easy way for you to let them know that you’re cool and know what time it is. Usually, the girl who greets you at the counter is the girl on deck. If she’s not your style, don’t worry. There are tactful ways to get another girl without coming across like a fucking asshole. If she’s white, ask if they have any foreign girls. If she’s blonde, ask if they have any brunette girls. You get the idea. mqdefaultThe only thing you’ll want to discuss at the desk is the amount of time you want your session to last. Remember, all the extras will be discussed in the back. You’ll then be led to the massage room. They’ll ask you to get comfortable and leave you alone for a moment. Get naked, lay down on the table, and wait for their return. If you don’t get naked, they’ll think you just want a normal, therapeutic massage, and you’ll kill your happy ending. When she gets back, she’ll give you some options. Typically, it’ll be whether you want her topless, in a g-string or completely naked. If they give you these options, you’re fucking golden. This is a confirmation of sorts that you will be releasing a load before leaving. Now’s the time to work out your desired “extras”. Normally, your massage, at its most basic, will include your rub down, hand job and release. ”Extras” will include breast release, blow jobs, facials, fucking, etc. Don’t be afraid to ask these girls for whatever your disgusting little heart desires; they’ve heard it all. Just be nice about it. If you’re warm, friendly and charming during this process, you’ll increase your chances of getting what you want without breaking the bank. Don’t wait until after the massage portion of your session or the middle of your hand job to work out any extra details. By then, all the blood would have left your brain and made its way down to your junk. She’ll be aware of this fact, and you’ll get taxed to high heaven. 

Be Suave, Asshole

 Even if you’re a dick to girls on the day-to-day, you’ll want to be a smooth character when in the parlor. If you’re nice from the get go, make her laugh and feel comfortable, you’ll only increase your chances of having an awesome time. Keep in mind, she may be at work, but she wants to have a nice time at work as much as anyone else. If she enjoys her time with you, she may just give you extra time and attention, if only to avoid the crapshoot that the next customer represents.

 Be smart. Keep Shit In Check

 Expectations can be a bitch. Don’t walk in and expect to see a line-up of eastern European supermodels or a team of hot Asians that are dying to fuck you. If it’s your first time there and the parlor has had close calls with the boys in blue, you may end up getting a standard massage with no bust. Hopefully, you heard about the place you go to from a friend and have previous confirmation that the place is a “full service” type of place. But if that’s not the case, be prepared to be disappointed on your first go around. If you aren’t offered any options before your massage starts, politely ask if they are full service. That way, you’ll know up front what the deal is and potentially put the girl at ease that you’re cool and looking to squirt. For you guys out there that get sentimental and find yourselves feeling bad for the girl and her station in life, DON’T. This is her job. It’s what she does to earn a living. You don’t tear up when you see a bus boy clearing your table, so don’t feel bad for her. Follow these tidbits of advice, keep it cool and relax. If you do, you’ll have a great experience, and you’ll have one more way to escape the rigors of daily life and get your jollies off.